So I’m at the store, telling my husband about how I still can’t hear out of my left ear from the party I went to last night…
Me: I feel like Clint Barton.
Husband: [doesn’t get the reference]
Cashier: DEAF CLINT NEEDS TO BE IN THE MCU!
Me: …DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!
Cashier: Does Chris Evans ruin lives?
We just became best friends, guys.